Crystal Cove Shopping Center - The DMZ

On a long strech between Laguna Beach and Newport Beach (actually Corona Del Mar) ... is a place known as the Crystal Cove Shopping Center. This is the place where Laguna Beach and
Newport Beach wannabees mix among the crowd trying to get a sense of one another. It is considered to be the DMZ..... the safe zone.... where no one sneers at one another.... or tries not to be caught sneering

The average Lagunatic never wants to be found in Newport Beach where the "Plastic People and Fake Boobs" are.... and the Newport Beach crowd does not want to be found in Laguna where the "Hippies and Timothy Leary lovers" are..... of course there are cerain exceptions to these rules. You can actually find some plastic boobs.... but they are braless.

The DMZ is a somewhat safe place to be. I have sent my undercover team in to scout things out. You have got to admit.... it is hard to tell where these two come from.