Greeter Twin Held Captive

The twin brother (TOG) of the world famous Laguna Beach Greeter has been spotted as a captive in the old area known as the Pottery Shack. He is known there as prisoner 'X' and is being held for possible terrorist ties. I have been told by unamed sources that he is unable to escape because they have removed all of his clothes from the waste down.

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