Bike-in'

I was just leaving the coffee shop when I spotted this bike in the spot next to my SUV. I asked who it belonged to.

'Some Attorney' I was told.... That made sense. They were probably heading over to the Marine Room where all the attorneys hang out.

Why is it that bikers are either attorneys or fat sloppy guys? Where are the Marlon Brando types? ... actually Marlon ended up fat and sloppy before he left us. Oh well....