Coffee Mission Statement

Every company has a Mission Statement..... even the Coffee Nazi has one....

Well.... it is not really a Mission Statement, but rather his view of things.

I have a feeling I might have better luck winning the lottery.

Going South For Sin

Today was the start of the annual Newport to Ensinada race. The one who gets to Ensinada First and who drinks the most Tequila wins!

Of course there are always a hand few of party poopers to put a damper on things.

Oops! Freudian slip..... I meant to spell it Ensenada...... Hmmmmm

Smoking Ban

I knew it would eventually reach us. The No Smoking Ban.

It seems the city fathers decided it was necessary to ban all smoking as it is hazardous to our health.

The officer in this photo is getting ready to risk his life by actually going into a known heavy smoking area. He is checking the map to make sure he knows the quick exit out in case his mask fails!

Good Luck!

Locked Out!

Lately I have been getting very forgetful.

Today, I could not find my keys.

Fortunately, one of my friends at the PD knows how to open a door.

Thanks!

Training Manual

The J.P. Bike team reads thru the latest training manual on how to make 'Fast Moves'

This latest training manual was supplied by J.P. himself.

Wired or Drunk?

It is lunchtime in Laguna Canyon. Do you know where your drunk driver is?

Of course the pole he sheared off did not fall on his car, but rather some poor bastard that just had his car worked on. I guess he was lucky to be alive. the pole came crashing down on his truck just missing him.

No one was hurt..... but there were thousands of pissed off drivers having to circle Laguna Beach.

I think he is trying to impersonate Michael Jackson doing the Moon Walk!

Biker Goodies!

Look out Lance Armstrong! Word on the street has it that J.P. has started his own racing team using many Italian Studs!

Here... J.P. is demonstrating the proper way to sit on the bike when preparing to go around a sharp turn.

He is wearing his special racing hat with the J.P. logo.

This is indeed a man of many talents.

Stuck on You!

I met these 2 Doctors at the Coffee Nazi this morning. They are identical siamese twins. I was amazed at how well they get along with each other after all of these years.

They are Gynecologists. Wow!

It brings a whole new meaning to the expression.... "Open Wide"

Stoned in D.C.

I was having this interesting conversation with this guy with a strange hat.... when he stopped and rolled a joint and lit it up.

Right in front of me the guy got stoned!

Washington Workout

Although we got lots of exercise walking around the various museums, Janet felt a need to take it up a notch.

Here we are at the National Gallery where Janet is working out with a small instructor.

Cherry Blossoms and Illegal Aliens

We arrived in Washington D.C. during a storm that blew the blossoms off of the cherry blossoms. Bad timing! Well.... not all of the blossoms were blown off..... it seems we missed the peak....


That is the peak of the blossoms.... we did however hit the peak of the illegal alien march. Oops! Politically Incorrect.... I mean undocumented workers.

If you look real hard... you can see me. I am the guy waving the Israeli flag.

On Vacation

It's Cherry Blossom time in the nations capital.... so off we go to do the tourist thing.

So I will not be posting anything until we return on April 12th.

Ebay - Kids 4 Sale

I do a lot of buying and selling on Ebay. It's fun to see what people offer up to sell.

It seems that these 3 kids have finally had it with their folks and have decided to put themselves up for sale on Ebay.

They have only one rule the bidders must abide by.

No Flip Flops!