Rock'n'Roll - Maybe not...

Upland street is well signed to warn truckers not to drive on it because of the steep angle.

I guess this guy figured he could Rock'N' Roll his way thru it...... NOT!

Dwarf Mentality

It was about 2:00 AM when I decided to stop and take a harder look at what I call the Dwarf Statues.

This is the latest City Art located by the Police Dept. It replaced the water fall that wouldn't fall and finally fell.

I always wondered if some people see the world differently than others. Maybe this artist thnks we all have small bodies with big heads.

I decided to do a scientific experiment. I hooked up some wires to the statue closest to me and ran them to a computer that is able to convert the vibrational waves to the equivalent of human thought.

The result....

The male statue..... "Why do I have to look at a dwarf woman with a large head the rest of my life? It is really hard... especially in this heat!"

I guess we all have our problems.

Bombshell?

What was thought to be a possible bomb found on the beach near Shaw's cove was actually a giant lipstick.

Now.... that is a bombshell!!

I thought it looked more like a large gun round. Shows where my head is at.

Driving Miss Daisy

Wow! ...... and I thought that was just a movie!

War is Over!

This homeless person is trying to get one last coffee .... after reading the sign the establishment is closing that day.

After 2 years of a hard fought battle.... our fearless leader.... the Coffee Nazi, has persevered and has held off the relenetless attacks from the "enemy".

Once again.... parking will not cause the excommunication of existing customers not maintaining the high standards expected by J.P.

French Festival

Paris or Santa Barbara?

French Festival in Santa Barbara.

Great food... fun entertainment......

and lots of poodles!

Mona Lisa

I stared at the Mona Lisa for hours and hours trying to decide if she was smiling or not.

I stared so long.... Mona started to look like my wife.

French Cops

I sent Jean Claude to French Police Undercover school over the weekend.

It worked out really great.... except now he only will dirnk Perrie.

Here he is seen with his trainer looking for the Pink Panther!

Way to go Claude!

Tidepool Ranger News

Laguna Beach has it's own Tidepool Ranger to make sure the beach looks good at all times and that no one takes any little critters or shells from the tidepools.

In this instance she is informing the gentlemen that he is violating the Tidepool Dress code by wearing that stupid newspaper on his head.

It was not even the local newspaper..... but rather some paper from a porn shop. I believe that is double the fine!

Jail Break!

I love Laguna Beach! Where else do the prisoners get to stretch their feet on the beach by the ocean!

I know Guantanamo is by the ocean.... but this looks like much better duty!

Still Buggin Me

I don't know about you.... but I just never liked these bugs and usually liked the drivers less. I know..... "Drivers Wanted" .... but I think that was an ad for driving stash across the border in some other country.

I bet the driver wears Birkentocks

Boom or Bust?

I say.... Save the Bust!