Turks and Caicos

I got this call from the travel agent informing me that our Windstar Cruise in the Caribbean had been canceled as a result of hydraulic problems.

My wife looked on the Internet and suggested we go instead to Turks and Caicos. I said I was not in the mood to eat out.... and besides, I never heard of that restaurant.

'Hey Doe Doe' she said. That's not a restaurant. It's an island.

'Okay' I said. Let's go check it out.

Checks out okay.